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The un-official biography of Rush

Mon, Jan 9, 2006@7:58AM | comments removed/disabled

[Rush - Uncyclopedia]

This is amusing. Uncyclopedia is the online encyclopedia that anyone can edit. Their Rush entry is pretty funny. Here's how it begins:

The most famous Canadian trio to help in the fight against the heathens during the Crusades (other Canadian trios that participated include: Triumph, the Smurfs, and the Coors twins). Geddy Lee, their leader and best swordsman, is credited for killing Muhammed in the great battle of 2112 BC by lulling him to sleep with his Barry White impression then attacking him with three red flaming balls (he then looked down and saw, to his horror, that two of the balls were his)....

It just gets worse from there... :)

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